That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the here grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out from behind a building. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe this just occurred. It's so crazy, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?